January 2011
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
when parents ask you ...
solehaa:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
If someone asks you: "Where's your boyfriend?" You...
minhorr:
Emma Watson vs Me.
When Emma laughs:
When I laugh:
When she dances:
When I dance:
When she whips her hair:
When I whip my hair:
When she cries:
When I cry:
When she winks:
When I try to wink:
IN GENERAL, THIS IS EMMA WATSON:
AND THIS IS ME:
I wish Tumblr was connected to our closets and...
Top Likes of the Day
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
