December 2011
When I meet my bias..
Me: HEYYY
Them: Hey *gives an awesome smile*
Me: I love you!
Them: I love you, too.
Me: No really, I love you.
Them: I know, and I love you too!
Me: So we will get married tomorrow, right?
Them: What?
Me: What?
1 tag
1 tag
At least food loves me
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
TROUBLE MAKER's TRIPLE CROWN!
janghyeonseung:
CONGRATS!
geromy:
there are still some people i’ve followed for a while now but still don’t really talk to, for whatever reason, but we reblog shit from each other all the time and sometimes i look at their icon and i’m like
yeah we homies
i wish i could download my bias
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
band member: hi
me: jesus almighty you're so perfect it's stupid why is your fACE SO CUTE why are you so perfect i want to punch you in the face god just go DIE you're so gorgeous i love you WHY DO YOU EVEN EXIST i love you so much you inspire me i hope you get run over by a truck UGH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
